I've been trying really hard to not drive this past week so my car has been parked in front of my house since Sunday evening... unbeknownst to me - some little fuckers decided to go egging through our neighborhood some night this week and bomb on my poor car...
I woke up later than I wanted to today so I decided to drive myself into work. Running out of the house w/ a tray of cupcakes and shoes and a bag I tossed it into my passenger side - noticing that the cherry blossom above had shed most of its flowers already. Eh - it's just petals... I run to the drivers side and (*%^#@Q@#$^%* there's egg shells and remnants - EVERYWHERE! I'm thankful for once that it's raining so that some/most of the remaining yolk and crap can wash off during my morning commute. So I drove to the gas station and I scrubbed down the side of my car and windows trying to make sure that I can savor my paint... *AUGH* seriously?! and why was I thinking "who the fuck wastes eggs these days? stupid kids! don't they know they are expensive? fucking assholes!"
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